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AU: After running into the Doctor’s time stream, Clara gets scattered across thousands of the Doctor’s days. On several occasions, Clara meets the Ponds, and sometimes, to her surprise, they remember.

“OK, then. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll tell you a story. Can you hear them? All these people who’ve lived in terror of you and your judgement? All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves. Sacrificed themselves. To you. Can you hear them singing? You like to think you’re a God. But you’re not a God. You’re just a parasite eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So… come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you’ve got a big appetite. Because I’ve lived a long life and I’ve seen a few things. I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I’ve walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I’ve lost things you’ll never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!”
John, what is your face, John.
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
This is you, Clara. Everything you were or will be. You blew into the world on this leaf.

Companion to my demon graphic [x]
(Yeah Lucifer should have been on this one instead, but whatevs)


I really felt that Graham’s reaction to Benedict hugging one of his fans deserved it’s own audio post.
it sounds like he’s having an orgasm and he’s being applauded
Team Free Will alias Team No Self Esteem
AKA Team I Hate Myself
GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!!!!
Well, that’s one mystery solved (Timelash).
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
Even bigger plot twist: The next companion also isn’t in love with the Doctor or vice versa.
didnt yall just describe donna
